This might help you recognize me...Yup, I was one of those people who wore Button Armor.
I found my old bag of buttons today and this is a small selection of ones that had the heaviest rotation at their respective times.
I've got a whole bunch stuck on an old pant-leg, and I'm getting an urge to rig it up like some sort of punkscouts demerit-badge sash.
These are my various media awareness badges! These are for ennui achievement recognition. And these? Ahh! These are my contrariness merit awards! Now gimmie some money so I can go score cookies off those kids...