OK, I get it. Poe is a trauma magnet.
I tried to warn him. I tried to gently remove him. He wanted to stay on top to the dryer while I loaded the washer. The look on his face when I was done was trying to convince me that that was the most horrific thing he’s ever experienced. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t, because I’m pretty sure the time I brought him to be groped by the man who yelled “PENIS!” was...
